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🪖 Heavy-duty zinc alloy construction.
💥 1:1 scale mortar replica
🎁 Compatible with all standard bottle caps.
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I bought this as a joke for my buddy's birthday and ended up keeping it for myself. The metal on this thing is no joke. It's heavy, solid, feels like actual military equipment. Opened probably 200 bottles with it at this point and it hasn't missed once. Every single person who comes over asks about it. Already ordered two more as gifts.
Beer Mortar™
Does it work on all bottles?
Does it work on all bottles?
Yes. Our Mortar is compatible with any standard bottle cap.
How does it work?
How does it work?
The barrel has a built-in cap catcher at the bottom. Drop your bottle in neck-first and the cap pops off and ejects straight out the top. Just load and fire.
Is this safe to use?
Is this safe to use?
Yes. The cap ejects upward and out; just don't point it at anyone's face.
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Thank You!
"Way heavier than I expected. Dropped my beer in at a cookout and the cap flew out. Everyone lost it. Been using it every weekend since. Does exactly what it says."
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Great Quality Gift
"Got this for my husband and he brought it to every single get together we've had since. He won't shut up about it. Works perfectly every time and the thing feels like it's built to last. Best gift I've bought him in years."
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Sick!
"Exact replica of the real thing. Has most of the functions of a real one. Love it."
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Built like the real thing.
Every Detail Accounted For.
This isn't a miniature or a watered-down version. The mortar is full size — barrel, tripod legs, base plate, all of it built to the exact proportions of the real thing. When it shows up at your door the first thing you'll notice is how big it actually is. It commands a room. It looks real because the dimensions are real.
The Centerpiece
Pull this out at a BBQ, a tailgate, a garage hangout — it doesn't matter. The second someone sees you load a bottle into a mortar and the cap flies out, everything stops. People put their phones down. Someone always grabs it to try it themselves. It's not just a bottle opener — it's the reason people remember the party.